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This one might get me another ban, but I found it interesting. From a purely linguistic perspective.
http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize400/beav_lg2.gif

Couple of observations:


If you think you are not using pressure, you are.
Dull razors will give you good razor burn. The razor may have been shave ready before you stropped. Maybe it is not...