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That looks like a great signature line!

The fact that he had to come back in just for the purpose of denying turning in his man card proves that he already had turned it in.

By the way, where can I get one of those?
:)

I used to have a locker at a gym at the University of Iowa. I kept a 7 day razor set, a strop, brush and mug, and a barber hone in that locker for almost 10 years. I used to get a few odd looks...

I think that in circumstances such as those, I would not bother with shaving.