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hey glen, do you realize you just posted after me, and you forgot to extend your offer to yours trully, as well!!!!
it's ok though, i'll forgive you and will send you two razors to ease the guilt
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Yes, let me quantify this, because I think it's important.

1) The chance of getting a razor dull from a honemeister is about 1:100 to 1:1000 i.e. 0.01-0.001
2) The chance of getting a razor dull...