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You better be careful shaving in that wheelchair.

you are at least 1000000/(2*365)=1370years old
even if we count each of your twice daily shaves five times as it may have ben done was done with...

your razor can't hold a sharp edge long enough for a shave, and the strops seem to have very bad reviews too, so the only thing you can do with these is go through the stropping motion for building...