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I did the same thing as a kid. Ice cream man was coming down the back alley and I ran to catch him. Slipped on the step and missed the door handle. Head first right through the storm door. Babysitter...

My son asked me what was the best way to get a really cool facial scar because chicks dig em. I told him he was a moron and to go away. The good news is that he is still pretty scared of the straight...