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Awww... c'mon guys...

Allow me an "ignorance is bliss" moment, won'cha?

I have met the enemy, and he is complacency. (Now all I need to do is remember that!)

I've already got so many burn scars and skin grafts that shaving scars probably won't impress me very much.
I've even burned off 2 1/2 fingerprints.

I'll keep you in mind if I lop off half of an...

What's with all of the dread that people around me have been attempting to instill within me?
All I can say is: If you want to try it, ignore what everybody around you says and just do it!

It's...