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Gah! I mean, what's the world coming to when a guy can't leave the house in his underwear, smelling like gasoline and potted meat, for an evening on the town filled with grunting and scratching...

Good god, I know what you mean... to cross reference another thread...

"You know you're addicted to shaving with a straight when... your SWMBO touches your face and comments how smooth it is......