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Thats what I would do

They don't have vintage anything, they have tons of brand new Merkur DE stuff, some blades and a TON of soaps/cremes. (Truefitt and Hill, Castle Forbes, Razorock, etc etc etc)

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You may be able to find Poraso cream at a local walmart or pharmacy, you can build a decent lather with that if U don't want to wait... :)

Or search for shops that have creams/soaps locally, I...

The whipped dog razors are indeed shave ready (the sight unseen deal was my first as well) The thing with larry to keep in mind is that if you don't like the razor he sends you, you can request...