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Yeah, it's a dirty world out there. I've also read a comparison between your computer keyboard and a public toilet seat. If you ever have to choose which one to eat from, go for the toilet seat.

I...

Well then you wouldn't even go into my bathroom!

Here's the biggest question for me: Why would you want to buy a soap that someone else doesn't like well enough to shave with?

If I discover a soap isn't up to snuff for shaving, I bust it back to...