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Oh yeah, good point..... "And there I was shaving with a deadly blade that could take your head CLEAN off and some ninjas came through the window......"

Proper "stories" start out "And there I was...." or "This is no s#*t...."

So the question remains, what is the "story" that will be told in the bars to the ladies? Ninja attack? Shark wrestling? "Direct hit with 155mm artillery and all I got was a cut"?....... do...