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LOL. I've always thought the sex talk I got from my dad was the funniest ever, but picturing the pantomime here may be the funniest ever.

FWIW, the entirety of my dad's sex talk was as follows.

And don't forget the complete lack of facial expressions. Could be really useful when you get pulled over for speeding, or need to explain to your wife why you need a new razor. LOL