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I'm neurotic about spelling and grammar, so don't take it personally. All in good fun :)

I applaud your ability to make that entire paragraph without using any punctuation!

I regularly tell my wife to touch my face. Lately it's more of a pherimone than anything else.

I usually keep this mug for the enjoyment of myself and SWMBO

Also, just remember that slow and steady wins the race.

In this place, hot and heavy can drain the wallet pretty quick.


Best of luck to you and your public facesturbation!

Congrats!

I believe the term you're looking for is faceturbating. I do it after every shave while thinking to myself, "Wow! That was awesome!"