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    Quote Originally Posted by dkapp View Post
    ...sit me down and let me know that choking and masturbation don't mix. My dad even acted it all out showing how people die.

    LOL. I've always thought the sex talk I got from my dad was the funniest ever, but picturing the pantomime here may be the funniest ever.

    FWIW, the entirety of my dad's sex talk was as follows.

    Dad: You know what they call a guy who has sex without a rubber?

    Me: What?

    Dad: Daddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeDubb65 View Post
    LOL. I've always thought the sex talk I got from my dad was the funniest ever, but picturing the pantomime here may be the funniest ever.

    FWIW, the entirety of my dad's sex talk was as follows.
    I think your dad and I would get along great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dkapp View Post
    I remember this from years ago where kids were dying from choking themselves to death while trying to peak a sexual experience. It was a big production on 60 minutes or dateline, or something along those lines. I remember that my parents were just shell shocked at the practice and decided to sit me down and let me know that choking and masturbation don't mix. My dad even acted it all out showing how people die. I give them credit for the effort, and it worked. I never put a nose around my neck when I was...

    This was honestly, one of the strangest (and funniest) moments of my life. It was so many years ago now that I can't even guess to the date.
    It has been reported in the news papers that the actor David Carradine from the Kill Bill movies and also from the TV series Kung fu has died in a Bangkok hotel by this very means. I think it was just last night.
    Here is the link.
    Kill Bill star David Carradine found dead in Bangkok | Movies | News.com.au
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    Quote Originally Posted by ndw76 View Post
    It has been reported in the news papers that the actor David Carradine from the Kill Bill movies and also from the TV series Kung fu has died in a Bangkok hotel by this very means. I think it was just last night.
    Here is the link.
    Kill Bill star David Carradine found dead in Bangkok | Movies | News.com.au

    Holy Random post batman!

    tis sad though.

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    I am glad I read this thread, I never thought about it. Will pay attention in the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juannaredo View Post
    I am glad I read this thread, I never thought about it. Will pay attention in the future.
    Botox????!?

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