Thread: The Rules for a Saturday morning read!

Hello gents and fellow razor enthusiasts. I have decided to share a bit of wisdom for you to ponder as you begin your day.
But more importantly, a set of rules to follow as you embark on on your journey of straight razor acquisition disorder.

I myself now have the disease for which there is no cure. But I have followed these rules in the past for similar circumstances and they have not failed me.

So read and follow them, and your path will be smoother albeit bewildering too.

These are actual rules hung upon our refrigerator. I am now constantly directed to consult these whenever I make a mistake, which is frequently. However the healing power of these rules overcomes any mistake you have or "will" make if all you do is blame yourself for forgetting the rules. Its genius!!

If those rule are actually hung on your refrigerator, are your hanging from HER rear view mirror? I'm joking of course, while some of those rules apply to our household, they're unwritten but clearly understood.

I'm not sure if these rules apply at my house, I need to check with the females here first.

I think if you live with that sign you need to sign it "squeak, squeak" if you know what I mean.

I have self-imposed A.D.D. so this list has way too many rules listed for me. In my family we follow only a couple of simple axioms.
Open communication above all else.
Be kind & respectful to others.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it feels good, enjoy it.
If you need help, ask for it.

Only one rule in our house regarding communications and that is to speak up and say what is on your mind because I don't take hints well and am not a mind reader. That way both parties know exactly where they stand. Seems to have worked for 25 odd years so far.

Bob

Well, at least you don't have to worry about shaving yer privates

My Five Rules to having a happy life
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Regards - Walt