Thread: Straight razor shaving and puppies don't mix well.

Originally Posted by hellstorm2004

Cats wont be that dangerous i believe as dogs and kids!

Cats are malicious and vicious self centred monsters, whereas dogs are just plain dumb.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Cats are malicious and vicious self centred monsters, whereas dogs are just plain dumb.

edhewitt, you never met my lil mama cat. Came to me of her own volition. Presented me with a beautiful litter of six. Still have her daughter, a half siamese with full lungs. The point is, this little cat, and her name is Lil Mama, has been the most loving and understanding cat I have ever had the grace of being responsible for. Six years ago, going through a long series of chemo, when ever I was feeling down or hurting, Lil Mama would find me, jump in my lap, lay on the area where the cancer had been and stay there purring until I felt better and then jumped off and went back to sleeping on my shoes.
It is now my privilege to see to her needs as she is now blind and has high blood pressure (yes cats have it too) and hold her when I see she is not feeling good at that moment.

But I will almost agree with you about dogs.

Razorfeld, I was just messing, though typically cats are quite self centred, I like your story, and hope you are all well now. Reciprocal kindness is very rewarding.

edhewitt, all well, feistier than ever. Have to be, I've got a big backup of bs, corny jokes, six grandkids to see reach adulthood and can't go till I achieve the ultimate BBS. (Let alone my addiction disorder.)

Yep. I keep the door closed and if I hear steps the blade is withdrawn to a safe and neutral position.

The Swiss Miss pretty much stays away while I shave. Puppies and kittens would be a real problem though.

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Cats are malicious and vicious self centred monsters, whereas dogs are just plain dumb.

Ed, that was a bit harsh.

Originally Posted by rolodave

Ed, that was a bit harsh.

See later post, dogs are dumb though

He has just told me to disagree...With extreme prejudice if necessary...to that comment...Just so's ya know

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Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

He has just told me to disagree...With extreme prejudice if necessary...to that comment...Just so's ya know

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Mick

Is be gonna send you in to drop an arse gas bomb on dampier?

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Is be gonna send you in to drop an arse gas bomb on dampier?

Worse still....he might choose to do it himself! And he's smart enough to build it and launch if from here. He often tells me, "It ain't Rocket Surgery ya know!", and I just have to believe him, because he's just such a fart smeller...I mean smart feller ...


Mick