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12-13-2008, 06:05 PM #1Mint loving graphical comedian
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The 12 days of an SRP christmas
This is a follow up to my first christmas composition. I hope this one brings you folks as many laughs.
The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A thong bought on SRP!
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRPLast edited by sidneykidney; 12-13-2008 at 06:07 PM.
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12-13-2008, 06:06 PM #2Mint loving graphical comedian
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On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven badger brushes,
Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve razor boxes,
Eleven badger brushes,
Ten custom scuttles,
Nine soaps from Colleen,
Eight strops from Tony,
Seven Maestro Livis,
Six Wade and Butchers,
Five DVDs,
Four Solingens,
Three French hones,
Two Dubl Ducks,
And a thong bought on SRP!
Merry Christmas guys!
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12-13-2008, 06:39 PM #3Senior Member
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Brilliant, Sir! clap clap clap clap!!!
Merry Xmas to you too!
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12-13-2008, 08:37 PM #4Senior Member
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Very nicely done, good sir! Very nicely done indeed!
Mark
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12-13-2008, 11:15 PM #5At this point in time...
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Thank you Sandy I needed a smile, as I watch the temperature drop and the snow rise !!!
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12-13-2008, 11:47 PM #6Black belt shaver
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That was great. I had a smile the whole time it took to read. Awesome job.
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12-13-2008, 11:54 PM #7Mint loving graphical comedian
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The three french hones are diamond hones of 3 differing grits. I found them on a french canadian ebay site.
Hence the French hones.....
It was purely by chance that there were 3 of them.
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12-14-2008, 12:05 AM #8Senior Member
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Well done again-thanks
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12-14-2008, 01:06 AM #9
Does the thong come filled or is assembly required?
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12-14-2008, 01:40 AM #10Mint loving graphical comedian
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It was a present from my true love so I guess that depends on whether she filled it (with) herself or expects me to wear it. TBH i'd prefer the former.
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