Thread: off topic anonymous

Glad to see some things haven't changed

Drinkin your beer AND smoking your stogies... That's over the line.

Originally Posted by 32t

I wish I had a contract that allowed me to do that....

Speaking of contracts I would like to put one out on the squirrel in my yard. He has gotten out of hand. A free six pack of your choice to anyone that brings his hide to me.

Set a Trap, then give 'em a Real Rush!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo

The fun you can have with just a colander and some bungy cords!


Mick

Originally Posted by MickR

The fun you can have with just a colander and some bungy cords!


Mick

Welcome back ya great lug.
where on earth have you been?

Originally Posted by edhewitt

Welcome back ya great lug.
where on earth have you been?

RAD Rehab??????

Well today I've been on my bike and feeling really bloody sorry for myself after a 40km ride on a stinking hot, humid day. And other days I've been doing other things as well. Tomorrow might be a bit more of the same as today since it's the weekend...And...Ah bugger it, yes I've been in RAD rehab, and if I'm not careful I'll end up back in there...Or worse...Electric razor therapy! NO! NO! Never! You funny lookin' when with your fancy strappy armed dinner jackets just stay away from me....I DON'T NEED TO CALM DOWN! I AM CALM!


Mick


P.S Got your letter Ed. I will return one to you soon. Promise.

I bought some "Forever" stamps to send you a note. My wife asked me "How much is postage to Scotland?

She used one!

That squirrel launcher is hilarious.

This is just in from my old friend Ski. I hope all will enjoy!

Christmas poem
'Twas the night before Christmas at Rock-Away Rest,
And all of us seniors were looking our best.
Our glasses, how sparkly, our wrinkles, how merry;
Our punch bowl held prune juice plus three drops of sherry.
A bed-sock was taped to each walker in hope,
That Santa would bring us soft candy and soap.
We surely were lucky to be there with friends,
Secure in this residence and in our Depends.Our grandkids had sent us some Christmas crafts,
Like angels in snowsuits and penguins on rafts.
The dental assistant had borrowed our teeth,
And from them she'd crafted a holiday wreath.The bed pans, so shiny, all stood in a row,
Reflecting our candle's magnificent glow.
Our supper so festive -- the joy wouldn't stop --
Was creamy warm oatmeal with sprinkles on top.Our salad was Jell-O, so jiggly and great,
Then puree of fruitcake was spooned on each plate.
The social director then had us play games,
Like "Where Are You Living?" and "What Are Your Names?"Old Grandfather Looper was feeling his oats,
Proclaiming that reindeer were nothing but goats.
Our resident wand'rer was tied to her chair,
In hopes that at bedtime she still would be there.Security lights on the new fallen snow
Made outdoors seem noon to the old folks below.
Then out on the porch there arose quite a clatter
(But we are so deaf that it just didn't matter).A strange little fellow flew in through the door,
Then tripped on the sill and fell flat on the floor.
'Twas just our director, all togged out in red.
He jiggled and chuckled and patted each head.We knew from the way that he strutted and jived
Our social security checks had arrived.
We sang -- how we sang -- in our monotone croak,
Till the clock tinkled out its soft 8 P.M. stroke.And soon we were snuggling deep in our beds.
While nurses distributed nocturnal meds.
And so ends our Christmas at Rock-Away Rest.
Before long you'll be with us. We wish you the best!
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!